Episode XI - MC Keating

Yo yo yo, im MC Keating
Rocking your blog like my central heating
My methodical rhymes are gonna take some beating
My sold out concerts will need some additional seating
Better go and sort out that seating meeting

Yeh, uhh, meeting, uhh, seating, yeh

This week was a bit dissapointin'
Only in one day, fingers will be a pointin'
I practiced with my beatles band, oh wait
No i didnt cos the guitarist was late
I turned around and said ''Look, mate..''
''You need to be on time and concentrate''

Yeh, concentrate, dont masterbate, uhh, yeh,

Im so so sorry, a slip of the toung-a
Shouldnt use words that will be offend ya
Gotta get myself back on topic
Like putting a plug in a multi socket

Then first study, what a treat
To see a legend play with his feet
He said my pieces wernt ready for the test
I said i didnt like the way he was dressed

Next class was musical revision
Was harder than nuclear fisson
We have an exam comming up in a week
To be honest, the outlook looks bleak!

Uhh, yeh, what, jigga who, uhh

---More Freestyle---

Yo yo yo, im like a rapping postman
Cos i deliever my rhymes like no one else can
I honestly hope that you are a fan
Otherwise, i could face a blogger ban

Next week will be more productive
Like putting flour though a very large siv
Goodnight my friends, for i must leave
I hope i done what i set out to achieve!


Uhh yeh, what?, ohh, yeh,


--Fade out, like the fart from a brussel sprout---

Uhh